Friday, February 08, 2008

An Open Letter To People Who Take Children To Target, Especially The Ladies Who Took The Kid I Encountered Today

Dear People Who Take Children To Target, Especially The Ladies Who Took The Kid I Encountered Today,

When the kid you've taken shopping is standing in the middle of the aisle yelling "Mom! Gramma! Mom! Gramma! Mom! Gramma! Where are you?" and you answer, "hiding from you," it makes the other shoppers hate you, because although you may think it's cute hearing the kid singing "Gramma, Gramma, Grammagrammagramma, Gramma, Gramma, Grammagrammagramma" over and over again, trust me, your feelings are not shared by your fellow Target shoppers.

Furthermore, playing hide and seek with a small child in the middle of Target is a really stupid idea.

Sincerely,
Erika

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