A coworker just asked me if I wanted to see "the biggest fly eyeballs ever."
At first, I thought she was using a euphemism I hadn't heard before, but then I saw that she was holding, on a ruler, a fly whose life another coworker had recently cut short.
"This fly has the biggest eyes I've ever seen!" she exclaimed. "Do you wanna see?"
I didn't. I politely declined my coworker's offer, and I think I actually might have hurt her feelings a little bit.
But when it comes right down to it, there are some things I just don't mind missing.
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