Thursday, November 09, 2006

An Open Letter To My Boss, Who Brought In Her Leftover Halloween Candy

Dear Boss Who Brought In Your Leftover Halloween Candy,

Thank you for bringing all of those candies that are wrapped up to look like eyeballs and severed fingers and toes, because even if they are peanut buttery delicious on the inside, I just can't bring myself to eat them. This is very good for my weight loss efforts.

The normal peanut butter cups and Snickers bars that you brought, however, are not, so could you take those home?

Sincerely,
Erika

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