The other day, I tweeted a movie quote, containing the word "coffee," to a friend.
A few minutes later, I received a notification that Coffee-Mate (yes, the product) was following me on Twitter. This exchange ensued.
Me: Thanks for following me, @coffee_mate. I hope my decaffeinated tweets don't disappoint you.
Them: @bewarika We are sure you'll live up to our flavorful expectations! Which is your favorite flavor?
I haven't responded. I'm not quite sure how. To be fair, they didn't ask about my favorite flavor of their product, just my favorite flavor in general. I guess I'll tweet back, "bacon."